You may not know it, but there is a new golf book. This book is the result of many years of struggle and experience. I believe this new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.
The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email. Don't wait until they're all gone.
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when You Hit a Titelist from the Tee Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank (My favorite chapter) Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th... Chapter 13 - Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game? Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 Tip , but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.
Thanking you in advance for your order.
Golf Humor: Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course.....
A 'Rock Hudson'-a putt that looked straight, but wasn't A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand A 'John Kennedy Jr.-didn't quite make it over the water A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed An 'O.J.'- got away with one A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out A 'Sonny Bono'- straight into the trees A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank (a shank) A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hazard